Okay, so these aren’t frequently asked, but I thought they might come up. I could put up something like “Not Frequently Asked Questions,” but that’s stupid and it’s been done before.

Why can’t I leave a comment?
Comments are disabled on posts older than 21 days because I’m tired of deleting spam. I use the Auto shutoff comments plugin for Wordpress to do this. If you’d like to leave a legitimate comment on something else, well…uh…tough.

What’s the deal with the post titles?
Well, since you can’t tell, you must not be a fan of The Simpsons, because they’re all quotes from it. My wife had a discussion about this a while back and we agreed that there really is a Simpsons quote for every occasion. I decided to test that theory, and a gimmick was born.

Can I contact you?
Maybe. It depends. If you’re a jerk and want to chastise me about something random, or you just want to piss and moan behind the curtain of plesant anonymity that is the internet, no. Go screw yourself. I receive enough constructive criticism from intelligent friends and family whom I love and who have my best interests in mind. And if I don’t even like that, what makes you think I’m going to care about some jerk on the internet who writes like a lolcat?

So, if you’re not a jerk, you can contact me through my MySpace page or my Twitter account or you can e-mail me at [the name of my domain without the TLD] [Man with a little hat] [Google's mail service] [internet's most popular TLD].